A Pint of Guinness
One day an English Man, a Scottish Man and a Irish Man walked into a pub together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints.
The English Man pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scottish Man fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irish Man picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"
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